And so we soldier on,
We, who have borne the months of solstice's kiss,
Into the happy gates
Of more studio-mandated Summer releases
-John Donne
Super 8:
Starring Elle Fanning. If we as a nation work together with the Fanning family, we can have the "female Baldwin" empire we deserve.
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer:
If you go to see this movie, just do me a favor and say the whole title to the person selling tickets. It will be worth the price just to have that moment with yourself and them.
Bad Teacher:
Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake used to date but now they do not date anymore and now they are in a movie together! That is so weird do you think they fight off camera between takes like me and my ex-gf would? LOL
Cars 2:
Remember how people got all bent out of shape, saying that WALL-E was a giant eco-green-party-liberal-brainwash parable for children? Well, here is your second "NASCAR-what-with-movie-star-voices" movie to wash that taste out of your mouth!
Green Lantern:
Guy finds super-suit, etc. Does anyone else feel like this already came out months ago?
Mr. Poppers Penguins:
Jim Carry plays Mr. Popper, and Andy Serkis plays all 15 penguins, probably.
X-Men: First Class:
AKA: Jim Henson's Mutant Babies.
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